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Cronisaurs
Discovered and defined by Chan, the founder of the Procrastisaurs. The Cronisaurs (Cron-i-saurs) is a herbivore and distant cousin to the Procrastisaurs (See Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)). It Spends most of its time grazing on a natural leafy green plants that grow wild in it its natural habitat, non-violent by nature it only attacks when it feels that its food source is being threatend. The Cronisaurs shares many characteristics of the Procrastisaurs and have been known to occupy the same space on many different occasions. As of recent; the Cronisaurs has been seen migrating to Colorado and Washington for the abondance of resources and lack of predators. The slow moving and cumbersome creatures are not the smartest animal, and have been known to make bad decistions from time to time. The Cronisaurs makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D
The wild Cronisaurs will thrive in its new inviroment. Furher generations will study and admire the beauty of these majestic creatuers, truly a sight to behold.
Cronisaurs by BIG CHAN D33Z3R November 27, 2012
Cronik
Word, generally used in gaming or live action clutch situations, describing the epitome of AWEsome with a capital AWE. Situations with such need for (cronik) include: 360 no-scopes and all sorts of bad-assery.
Cronik by FatalBagel March 7, 2011
Cronka
To be overly inflated about yourself; to act as if you're cool, when in reality, everyone knows you're just a lame ass; trying to impress people around you by making yourself more important than you actually are
She is so cronka when she walks by her ex-boyfriend, but everone knows she never actually dated him.
Cronka by Galaxy Defenders-not. September 28, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.