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A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises

"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"

croinker by BigDickWillyG July 31, 2024

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Cronkers

The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
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Man, have you seen the latest Cronkers video?

Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020

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crinker

a person who thinks creatively

Sally is a great crinker.

crinker by Crinker May 17, 2010

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wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

wonking your cronker by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

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Cronker cock

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.

Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock

Cronker cock by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

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Croinkers

An expression of surprise, can replace synonyms of crikey, yikes, blimey etc

Croinkers! Francis had what put up his ass?!?

Croinkers by Arr too dee too December 18, 2018

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Cronkers

Someone who is mad/crazy

e.g. Blud your cronkers

Cronkers by ashley douglas December 7, 2007

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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