croinker

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises

"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"

by BigDickWillyG July 31, 2024

Cronkers

The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
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Man, have you seen the latest Cronkers video?

by Cronkers February 12, 2020

crinker

a person who thinks creatively

Sally is a great crinker.

by Crinker May 17, 2010

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

Cronker cock

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.

Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock

by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

Croinkers

An expression of surprise, can replace synonyms of crikey, yikes, blimey etc

Croinkers! Francis had what put up his ass?!?

by Arr too dee too December 18, 2018

Cronkers

Someone who is mad/crazy

e.g. Blud your cronkers

by ashley douglas December 7, 2007