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croinker 

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises
"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"
croinker by BigDickWillyG July 31, 2024
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With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
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Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020
Sally is a great crinker.
crinker by Crinker May 17, 2010

wonking your cronker 

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.
*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

Cronker cock 

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.
Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock
Cronker cock by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

Croinkers 

An expression of surprise, can replace synonyms of crikey, yikes, blimey etc
Croinkers! Francis had what put up his ass?!?
Croinkers by Arr too dee too December 18, 2018
e.g. Blud your cronkers
Cronkers by ashley douglas December 7, 2007
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