Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.
"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."
by BigDickWillyG April 03, 2015
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croinker

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises
"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"
by BigDickWillyG August 01, 2024
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