Definitions by BigDickWillyG

croinker 

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises

"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"

croinker by BigDickWillyG July 31, 2024

Cold Spaghetti 

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

Cold Spaghetti by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015