croc bloc 

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.

I Croc blocked myself. Dang!

croc bloc by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

Croc Block 

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.

"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."

Croc Block by juliman November 29, 2012

Croc Block 

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

Croc Block by Srizie January 26, 2009

Croc Blocked 

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

Croc Blocked by Marty.R August 5, 2010

croc block 

When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.

i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

croc block by Joel dontfuckwiththebuck October 28, 2010

Croc-block 

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

Croc-block by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021