croazn
croazn by Rach 'n' JoJo June 11, 2007
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Mr Croan
Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
Mr Croan by Big Blallus August 23, 2023
crAZN
pronounced "cray zee en"
A fobby crazy asian man who goes on a shooting rampage.
see: Jiverly Voong, the Vietnamese Binghamton shooter
Chai Vang, the Hmong Minnesota shooter
Seung-Hui Cho, the Korean Virginia Tech shooter
A fobby crazy asian man who goes on a shooting rampage.
see: Jiverly Voong, the Vietnamese Binghamton shooter
Chai Vang, the Hmong Minnesota shooter
Seung-Hui Cho, the Korean Virginia Tech shooter
Sally: Did you hear about the horrible massacre in Binghamton, NY?
Jeff: Yeah, it looks like the work of another crAZN.
Jeff: Yeah, it looks like the work of another crAZN.
crAZN by Poonstankqua April 4, 2009
Croanix
Croanix by Sombrellas June 14, 2021
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