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His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
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A fobby crazy asian man who goes on a shooting rampage.
see: Jiverly Voong, the Vietnamese Binghamton shooter
Chai Vang, the Hmong Minnesota shooter
Seung-Hui Cho, the Korean Virginia Tech shooter
A fobby crazy asian man who goes on a shooting rampage.
see: Jiverly Voong, the Vietnamese Binghamton shooter
Chai Vang, the Hmong Minnesota shooter
Seung-Hui Cho, the Korean Virginia Tech shooter
Sally: Did you hear about the horrible massacre in Binghamton, NY?
Jeff: Yeah, it looks like the work of another crAZN.
Jeff: Yeah, it looks like the work of another crAZN.
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