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pronounced "cray zee en"

A fobby crazy asian man who goes on a shooting rampage.

see: Jiverly Voong, the Vietnamese Binghamton shooter
Chai Vang, the Hmong Minnesota shooter
Seung-Hui Cho, the Korean Virginia Tech shooter
Sally: Did you hear about the horrible massacre in Binghamton, NY?

Jeff: Yeah, it looks like the work of another crAZN.
crAZN by Poonstankqua April 4, 2009
Words you can keep
An x AzN x who just happens to be slightly crazy. Is generally accompanied by at least one breakdancer and one heavily modified coup. Easily identifiable by silver jewelry and raging attention deficit disorder or terets syndrome.
"Oh snap! That crAZN just got served!"
"Even though he had all those R-Type and VTEC stickers. I thought that roof-scoop would give him an advantage. It's a pity."
crAZN by düface March 2, 2004
Related Words
a moderately crazy azn called jared who sucks at dod
did you see that crazn jared, he really does suck the bag
crazn by MorbO March 29, 2004
1. A crazy asian, or azn, who is an extreme FOB, or is
2. just an extremely violent asian who condones all things of his culture.

...or can be both.
1. Vinh kung-fu'd the wall down, and then exclaimed "I love Vietnam - is good country."
2. George took the machete to chop down the leaves and branches in his way, while explaining how much "azn pride" he had.
crazn by brokendoll May 27, 2005

CRANE TECHNIQUE 

1. The "Crane" style of martial arts.
2. Notable in the Karate Kid movie as the winning front kick Daniel used against the Cobra Kai.
3. An electronic musician from Ventura CA.
1. I am studying the CRANE TECHNIQUE style martial art.
2. "If used correctly, no can defense." - Mr. Miyagi

3. The new CRANE TECHNIQUE song is fire!

cranbaisins 

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

Crane Fatty 

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.
In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.
Crane Fatty by Donald P. March 20, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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