craznap

From "Crap", used sometimes when one either refuses to swear or wants to sound gangsta.

Very bad or distasteful. Not to be confused with shiznit, which can mean either very good or very bad, depending on the contextual usage.

This song is the craznap.

Holy Craznap!

by FazzyDizzle April 24, 2006

cranap

Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.

Man, I'm destroyed today, I'm gonna go take a cranap, cover for me.

by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

crapnap

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

by McLandshark March 22, 2007

criznap

derived from the word crap.

Man, I ain't tryin' to watch you take no criznap, baby

by Curtis Knapp April 1, 2005

criznap

What Shake has burned into his retinas on the episode "Total Recarl" of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Man, I ain't tryin' to watch Carl take no criznap, baby!

by Sir Riven the Crazy Axeman with a Top Hat and Awesome Shades December 27, 2004

Criznap

A colorful means of calling someone or something CRAP

Your breath smells like CRIZNAP

by C-Hopkins September 28, 2008

Cranapple

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.

Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"

by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009