croake

1. to die
2. a blowjob

1. the old man croaked.
2. i croaked you.

by hihe April 7, 2003

the crookedest street in the World

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Cloaker

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

by Tricycle January 23, 2013

Cloaked Irish Devil

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019