croaf

A small pustule around the Anus caused by contact with dirty or infected animals

After his night with the new puppy, he discovered a small croaf as he examined himself

by Juszo December 7, 2013

Croag

Coming Right Out As Gay - CROAG. Started by gay meme rapper EbZ. It's about being proud and bold in your gayness. Referenced in EbZ's gay nightclub anthem songs "condoms in da trashcan" featuring the lyrics - "let a nigga put it in ya butt" and "2 fingaz for that ass." The song 2 fingaz is about EbZ sticking two fingers in your bootyhole and enjoying it. EbZ also has a sensitive side to him, heard in "still friends" - The song's focus is EbZ pouring out his hidden gay promiscuity in a love letter to his ex boyfriend at the time Danny Prism. One things for sure, everyone is proud EbZ finally came out of the closet and is here to represent all the Croag pride worldwide.

"Yo did you see those two dudes making out? That shit was so croag."

"I'm chilling with some croag bois tonight were gonna hit up the flaming cocktail lounge later. CROAG"

by CROAGBOI November 2, 2023

Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

by ilyapads October 17, 2020

dan and phil crafts

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.

Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017

Craftsteak

A Craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have sex with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. Then, upon ejaculation, he pulls out, depositing his semen, along with the cluster of pubic hair, across her face.

"Man, I could really use a Craftsteak right now, and I'm not talking about the restaurant."

by Boohoohoo August 17, 2012

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020

Crafty Ball

In pick up basketball when older less athletic players beat younger more athletic players by using thier craftyness.

Kurt K is so crafty, he could be the MVP of crafty ball.

by Gators Wear Jean Shorts April 6, 2010