critch’n 

critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.

Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes

critch’n by TheRealJetHag2016 November 7, 2017

Crotch Nachos 

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

Crotch Nachos by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

crotch nubbin 

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

crotch nubbin by Confobbler May 28, 2022

Crotch Novel 

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

Crotch Novel by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

crotch nipple 

This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.

Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.

This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.

Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".

If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.

crotch nipple by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010

crotch notch  

the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.

"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."

"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."

crotch notch by The Honez January 5, 2007

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

Crotch Noob by Aesthe February 15, 2010