critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.
Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes
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Get the crotch nubbin mug.A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.
"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*
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Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
Get the crotch nipple mug.the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.
"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
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