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Cringitis 

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.
After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus 

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!
Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!

cranxious 

The state of being so anxious that you become easily annoyed and cranky.
I was studying for law school finals, and I got so cranxious I totally blew up at my roommate for leaving the cheese out again.
cranxious by lovelyspam February 4, 2010
Hot or Iced beverage composed of ground coffee beans.
"That's a nice cup of cringus you got there."
Cringus by IcedCringus July 23, 2020

cringusting 

When something is both cringe-worthy and disgusting at the same time.
"Have you seen the video about that guy who collects his belly button lint in a jar?"
"Oh my god yes I've seen it. It's fucking cringusting!"
cringusting by topoftheforts March 9, 2018
A term reserved for people who cause others to cring outwardly or inwardly.
Man, the chips ahoy ads were real cringuses.
Cringus by Nibot99 December 10, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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