cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

by IorekSholto February 11, 2017

cringemonkey

A person that proceeds to regularly partake in rather cringeworthy events.

That's so cringe, Joe stop being a cringemonkey

by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Cringemonkey

A man who is cringe and also a monkey

‘Oliver Chaston is a cringemonkey’
‘Yes I know’

by Senor Gove December 20, 2020