A distant cousin to the laxbro, a crewbro is one of either sex who lives and breathes the art and sport of rowing. A true crewbro is never without an expensive pair of sport sunglasses, a rowing t-shirt or tank-top denoting
participation in a rowing
competition, and a GORE-TEX jacket for "repp'in" the crew he or she rows for
Being a Crewbro also extends to one's
social life. They are often made to turn down offers to hang out from non-crew friends because "I have crew tonight." The Crewbro is ok with this, however, because they'd rather be rowing anyway.
"Shut the f*** up and pull." - crewbro to pussy non-crewbro
"O SHIT THAT'S A KAYAK" - novice bowman
"Check out my awesome belt-buckle." - coach
trying to impress his crew with
tall tales of
antiquated accomplishments (loljk)