A distant cousin to the laxbro, a crewbro is one of either sex who lives and breathes the art and sport of rowing. A true crewbro is never without an expensive pair of sport sunglasses, a rowing t-shirt or tank-top denoting participation in a rowing competition, and a GORE-TEX jacket for "repp'in" the crew he or she rows for
Being a Crewbro also extends to one's social life. They are often made to turn down offers to hang out from non-crew friends because "I have crew tonight." The Crewbro is ok with this, however, because they'd rather be rowing anyway.
Being a Crewbro also extends to one's social life. They are often made to turn down offers to hang out from non-crew friends because "I have crew tonight." The Crewbro is ok with this, however, because they'd rather be rowing anyway.
"Shut the f*** up and pull." - crewbro to pussy non-crewbro
"O SHIT THAT'S A KAYAK" - novice bowman
"Check out my awesome belt-buckle." - coach trying to impress his crew with tall tales of antiquated accomplishments (loljk)
"O SHIT THAT'S A KAYAK" - novice bowman
"Check out my awesome belt-buckle." - coach trying to impress his crew with tall tales of antiquated accomplishments (loljk)
by SneakyPirateBoat May 1, 2011
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