creeptitude 

Having a creppy attitude

That Cracker Jack sure has creeptitude.

creeptitude by CookieMonger June 29, 2006

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

Creepitude 

Creepiness, but with attitude

At first I thought he was just creepy, but there's something sexy about his creepitude.

Creepitude by yo-yo-ma-ma August 18, 2010

craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

Craptitude 

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

Craptitude by The 42nd December 9, 2012

creepitude 

the act of being a creeper

You are chatting with a creeper roommate from another room. You look down at the screen to see the words "I see you" and look behind you to see said roommate standing behind you with a very creepy expression on their face. "You are such a creeper" you say. They reply, "Indeed I am a creeper. But you're just jealous to be lacking in my illustrious creepitude. I've got mad skills and it takes a special kind of person to be able to pull off the act of creeping with finesse"

creepitude by The Susie Poodle February 14, 2009

craptitude 

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

craptitude by fader0003 July 29, 2008