creber

definition 1: some pleb i go to school with

definition 2: absolute angel, best guy ever, helpful as fuck

'creber is grand in English, he's a patronizing twat but he helps me.'

creber by steve mcanus December 9, 2019

craber 

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

craber by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Craber 

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

Craber by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

hat crewer 

A male member of the hat crew who treats girls with no respect, and hit it and quit it. They think that they are above everyone else, and act like a douche-bag all the time. Hat crewers make scenes everywhere they go and are always loud and obnoxious. Hat crewers can commonly be known wearing fitted hats (or being associated with people who wear fitted hats), white t's and or wife beaters, and always have fresh cuts. Hat crewers are also know for being big par-tiers, and taking Facebook photos of themselves with no shirts on.

Hat crewers are in every school

hat crewer by I Got Your Back February 21, 2011

criberal 

A crippled liberal. Doesn't actually have anything to do with the person's physical health or political affiliation. Just a meaningless insult

"You're a criberal"
"What does criberal mean"
"If you know you know"

criberal by magmalord01 October 21, 2019

cryberry 

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.

1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?

cryberry by shovex March 12, 2011

Cerberus Lick 

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.

Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.

Cerberus Lick by Black Konda January 17, 2022