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ceeber

someone who cant be bothered to do anything.

derrived from ceeb (cant be arsed - CBA - ceeb)
Man 1 : I really dont want to pick my child up from nursery, she can walk.

Man 2 : Gah! you're such a ceeber

Man 1 : i know, i might go once ive rolled my juicy foot long spliff.

Man 2 : dude, you're such a ceebing ceeber
by Dave-Shiddew June 25, 2009
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ceeber

another word for a honda CBR sportbike.
made by saying the leter denomination as a single word.

can be used sarcastically by a CBR owner to make fun of suzuki owners for saying gixxxer instead of GSX-R.
person1: what kind of bike do u have?
person2: a jixxer.
person1: oh..
person2: ..yeah, what do u have?
person1: ...a ceeber. |:
by QUAYO May 31, 2011
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Holy shit, Eachann's fuckin' cheebered!
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Cerberus Lick

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
by Black Konda January 17, 2022
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Cerberus

An organisation in the Mass Effect Universe. Known for it's anti-alien and supposedly pro-human policies. Headed by an individual known only as The Illusive Man (real name Jack Harper).

It claims to promote purely human interests to give Humanity it's "Rightful" place in the galaxy. Also termed a Human Supremacist organisation. Is infamous for terrorism on a galactic scale against all non-humans as well as for unethical scientific experiments and dangerous research.

Cerberus supports the principle that any methods of advancing humanity's ascension are entirely justified, including illegal or dangerous experimentation, terrorist activities, sabotage and assassination. Cerberus operatives accept that these methods are brutal, but believe history will vindicate them.

Cerberus is one of the many enemies the player will face when playing the first and third games in the Mass Effect series. Curiously, they aid the player in the second game.

This organistaion maintains it's secrecy through a number of fronts, including political parties, aerospace industries, electronics corporations, charitable interests, etc. to cover up it's more questionable activities. Is believed to be enormously well-funded, normally through these front corporations as well as from wealthy human benefactors sympathetic to it's ideals.

They are easily recognizable by their white-yellow-black armour and uniforms, as well as their diamond-like logo.
- "Cerberus IS humanity! Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human!" = The Illusive Man
- "Our goal is the advancement and preservation of humanity. Nothing more, nothing less." = Miranda Lawson, Cerberus Officer
- "Earth first!" - Terra Firma Party, a front organisation for Cerberus
- "I need a better reason than 'It has scales' to go kill something." - Unknown Human criticizing Cerberus methods
by Logical Fellow May 22, 2013
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Cerberus

The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Fear the wrath of Cerberus.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Cember

A Cember a person that you can trust.
Cembers usually think on the brighter sides of things and try to keep everyone positive.
A Cember is someone who can't leave someone behind and always will try to be there, even for someone of whom they don't know. A Cember is someone who is strong, even when the world may seem like it's going to crash down around them.
A Cember is deep, caring, intuitive, and romantic. A Cember is someone who can't be mean, even if they tried.
A Cember is someone who sees the beauty in everything and wants to learn more about anything.
A Cember is a daydreamer, someone who has problems at times, and a person who can be extremely funny.
A Cember is someone who is humble and sweet. A person that is definitely worth befriending.
Wow dude, your reflection upon the bullying issue really shows how much of a Cember you can be.
by CreateLoveDestroy June 7, 2011
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