crober

Crazy sober. Usually happens when you really want to get wasted but can't find drugs.

Graham Baskett couldn't find a tro, so he'll be crober all night.

crober by brandoniscool May 28, 2005

crober

a term for people who enjoy activities sober, and take their soberness to an elevated state; exact opposite of crunk

Yo man, we're about to get mad crober. I'm bringin a bunch of soda and water.

crober by King Crober October 21, 2010

craber 

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

craber by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.

Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?

Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012

Craber 

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

Craber by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

criberal 

A crippled liberal. Doesn't actually have anything to do with the person's physical health or political affiliation. Just a meaningless insult

"You're a criberal"
"What does criberal mean"
"If you know you know"

criberal by magmalord01 October 21, 2019

Cromer 

A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer

She got the cromer affect

Cromer by 360D June 6, 2018