Cerber 

Cerber is a triple penis. The name comes from mythological three headed dog.

- Oh, gross, you have three penors.

- Yeah, with my cerber i can do three girls at once.

- Cool dude.

Cerber by rocky_ballboa March 12, 2010

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence today?

Cerebral Briggsy by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

Cerebral 

Being very aware of a situation or circumstance to the point where it is over analyzed.

Quit being cerebral about kissing me, just do it!

Cerebral by Geronimo1982 August 27, 2013

cerebral constipation 

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

cerebral constipation by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Joshua Carberry 

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy

I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night

Joshua Carberry by geparto October 24, 2010

Cerebral Assassin

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.

In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.

Cerebral Assassin by Gaijin-Ronin September 5, 2006