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verb - to cream one's pants

A more feminine version of 'to jizz in one's pants'
When a ladies natural lubricant has erupted in her under garments.
a Man Beauty is in vision...
"Pwoar! I just creamed my pants - that's a mighty fine Norwiegian Man Beauty"
"Oh the creamage"

Can also be replace the lyrics 'Jizzed in my pants' to the song with the same title.
Words you can keep
An instant orgasim; A release of seminal fulids onto ones self
Oh my god. . .Was that Katherine? Creamage!
Creamage by Mastadavid July 1, 2006

a creamage 

when you cum in side of her mouth and she starts choking
John "Hey what ever happened to your hookup?"
Henry "Oh I gave her a creamage and died"
a creamage by Weinah March 4, 2017

creavage 

The "proper" term for Butt Cleavage, made accessible to booty watchers everywhere by ultra low rise jeans and pants. While sometimes seen with a whale tale, au naturale is the preferred display. This is the also discreet way to refer to it when seen in the wild.
Hey man, check out the creavage at 2 o'clock!
creavage by Chris-D July 27, 2008

Creamgenius 

Something that is absolutely freaking brilliant. So brilliant that it makes you cream your jeans.
Oasis is absolutely breathtaking. I mean, not only is (What's The Story) Morning Glory a work of creamjeanery but simply put, Noel Gallagher is a creamgenius.
Creamgenius by CockMonger6969 October 13, 2009

Creamated 

Getting extremely intoxicated from Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, to the point that many of your friends think you may be dead and will need to be cremated.
Alert the paramedics, we got a bottle of Pinnacle, were getting creamated tonight.
Creamated by J Squills September 18, 2011

creamate 

Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)
Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~
creamate by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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