Crazy Turkey
Crazy Turkey by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014
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Catching the Crazy Turkey
A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014
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catching the crazy turkey
A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
catching the crazy turkey by Stargazerone December 13, 2014
Catch the crazy turkey
When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey
Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
Catch the crazy turkey by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014
Catching The Crazy Turkey
To have sex.
Catching The Crazy Turkey by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014
Catching the Crazy Turkey
Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
Catching the Crazy Turkey by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014