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A distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.

A population 'crastinates' or has 'crastinated' when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.

When a population favors their 'crastinated' state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be 'Pro-crastination'
Sites like Youtube and Urban Dictionary are just the type of crast on the Internet today that really epitomize my stance on procrastination.
Crast by Mars Redwyne March 10, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself
Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!
crast by poop April 9, 2005
Related Words
Scott is crast and spiteful, totally.
Crast by Scottlancegambino May 6, 2023
Abosultly Nothing at all.
Person 1 : Hey what's that you have behind your back?

Person 2 : CRAST!
crast by BobMcVicBob February 18, 2008
One of the most badass motherfuckers to ever live on this planet!
I can't believe you haven't met crast!
crast by osuhunkybabe April 3, 2009

Cast Away logic 

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!
Cast Away logic by daywalkz June 2, 2016
when u dont have a clear response
speaker1/ ce faci?unde mergi?
speaker 2/ cârșt
cârșt by cârștar23 November 3, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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