Crast

A distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.

A population 'crastinates' or has 'crastinated' when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.

When a population favors their 'crastinated' state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be 'Pro-crastination'

Sites like Youtube and Urban Dictionary are just the type of crast on the Internet today that really epitomize my stance on procrastination.

Crast by Mars Redwyne March 10, 2009

crast

can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself

Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!

crast by poop April 9, 2005

Crast

Rude

Scott is crast and spiteful, totally.

Crast by Scottlancegambino May 6, 2023

crast

Abosultly Nothing at all.

Person 1 : Hey what's that you have behind your back?

Person 2 : CRAST!

crast by BobMcVicBob February 18, 2008

crast

One of the most badass motherfuckers to ever live on this planet!

I can't believe you haven't met crast!

crast by osuhunkybabe April 3, 2009

Cast Away logic 

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.

From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!

Cast Away logic by daywalkz June 2, 2016

cârșt

when u dont have a clear response

speaker1/ ce faci?unde mergi?
speaker 2/ cârșt

cârșt by cârștar23 November 3, 2020