Star of many video games, Crash Bandicoot was one of the victims of the power-mad Dr Neo Cortex, who tried to cause rapid evolution in animals in order to turn them into his army of heavies. Crash, together with his sister Coco Bandicoot and their friend Crunch Bandicoot, are now dedicated to putting a spoke in every wheel of evil plotting Cortex dreams up. The best games in Crash's history, in my view, are 'Cortex Strikes Back' and 'Twinsanity'. In the latter, Crash was forced to team up with Cortex in order to foil the plans of two power-mad birds (who were former pets of Cortex).

Cortex: I'll destroy you and take over this world.

Crash Bandicoot: Uh....

Cortex: I shall be the supreme being of the universe!

Crash: Uh....

Cortex: You've a real way with words, do you know that?!

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crash bandicoot

Legend Playstation character that made his debut in 1996 in the first of the Crash Bandicoot games. In late 1997 Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back was released and to me it is still by far of the best of the Crash Games. Crash 3, CTR (Crash Team Racing), and a few other later crash games came out on the original Playstation. More recently there has been 2 Crash games on the Playstation 2 but many argue these do not compare to the older games.

Crash Bandicoot 2 is the best platform game on Playstation.

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Crash Bandicoot

An Awesome Video Game Character

Crash Bandicoot Rocks!

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Crash Bandicoot

An unstoppable orange marsupial that starred in a few games back for the PS1. Recently the victim of OneyPlays and his 3d animation of Crash back when he was 13. This created a meme known as W O A H.

"What were those aggravating yet pleasing games on the ps1 with the orange dude?"
"Crash Bandicoot N I B B A W O A H

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Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;

“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;

“Fuck every pussy he comes across”

The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.

Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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