by dace July 23, 2003
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Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.
by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016
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by brown_ct March 13, 2007
Get the crapwich mug.Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.
Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
by Londa Zack June 1, 2007
Get the Crapigator mug.A term used to accurately describe the Panoz DP01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the Champ Car World Series. Said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured Paul Tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. So destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. Only one such machine is known to be in running order.
A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.
A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.
At Cleveland in 2007, Paul Tracy's crapwagon flew over Sebastien Bourdais' similar crapwagon. Tracy punted another car and went on to win.
by Gomer1996 June 10, 2009
Get the crapwagon mug.Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.
Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)
Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)
In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.
by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008
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by tha Captain October 30, 2007
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