Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.
Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
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Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"
Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.
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Get the Craviator mug.A vertically over sized man who smashes things or body slams children when he gets angry. Typically, he yells at you if you don't pick up your trash or if break away from your cuffs. He likes to display his wrestling moves on a daily basis.
Mr. Chapin: CHAPIN ANGRY! CHAPIN SMASH!!!!
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
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