crapstalion
crapstalion by rishakibarack June 9, 2017
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crapstation
crapstation by metroider May 15, 2005
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Crapstain
A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.
Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"
Crapstain by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012
Crapitational Pull
The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
Crapitational Pull by DethRode June 7, 2016
CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED
constipated to max capability
Bruh I just had Taco Bell and i am so cristalionstopontootedtootied, should have only had 3 tacos not 23.
CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED by burnt bum May 10, 2021
CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED
James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?
CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED by OOTIIIII May 10, 2021
Crapscallion
Crapscallion by garfilbert June 9, 2022
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pod person
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