crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour

"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"

by rishakibarack June 9, 2017

crapstation

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.

my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.

by metroider May 15, 2005

Crapstain

A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.

Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"

by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

constipated to max capability

Bruh I just had Taco Bell and i am so cristalionstopontootedtootied, should have only had 3 tacos not 23.

by burnt bum May 10, 2021

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

Basically means constipated to MAX capacity.

James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?

by OOTIIIII May 10, 2021

Crapscallion

A piece of crap and a rapscallion (something to call your kids) based off of Futurama

Qubert you crapscallion! Why aren't you in school!

by garfilbert June 9, 2022