garfilbert's definitions

Cronenberg

a cronenberg is a grotesque, often mutilated being that resembles something from one of his movies; to cronenberg something is to mutate it into such a being.

Boy Morty i really Cronenberged the world up, didn't i?
We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty.

by garfilbert June 13, 2022

Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

devil's lettuce

a different term for weed

oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!

by garfilbert May 5, 2022

Balls

a meme made by someone which i dont see the fun in with the upper text being: balls and the picture being Lord X's left pose

Balls. seriously thats the meme

by garfilbert April 12, 2022

widdle bitch

a different word for: little bitch

"oh look the widdle bitch is getting scared!"

by garfilbert March 28, 2022

Nutjob

a mad or crazy person.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

by garfilbert June 12, 2022

Meme

a (un)funny joke with a picture of something random with upper and bottom text most of the time used in impact font
sometimes made by people with a very very low amount of braincells to function like a human being, reacting toxic towards people who disagree with it being funny

Me when the:
bottom text
most of the time the memes also use a picture from a show or game

by garfilbert April 12, 2022