Definitions by garfilbert

JKL

just kidding lol

hey dude metroid prime 4 is coming out today!
really?!
nah JKL

JKL by garfilbert September 21, 2022

Cronenberg 

a cronenberg is a grotesque, often mutilated being that resembles something from one of his movies; to cronenberg something is to mutate it into such a being.

Boy Morty i really Cronenberged the world up, didn't i?
We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty.

Cronenberg by garfilbert June 13, 2022

Nutjob

a mad or crazy person.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

Nutjob by garfilbert June 12, 2022

Dimbulb 

noun Slang. a stupid person; dimwit.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

Dimbulb by garfilbert June 12, 2022

Hyper-malaria 

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?

Hyper-malaria by garfilbert June 10, 2022

Yeti-ism 

After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!

Zoidberg: he doesn't have hyper-malaria you idiots! He has Yeti-ism!

Yeti-ism by garfilbert June 10, 2022

Crapscallion 

A piece of crap and a rapscallion (something to call your kids) based off of Futurama

Qubert you crapscallion! Why aren't you in school!

Crapscallion by garfilbert June 9, 2022