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crapware 

Crap software thats packaged inside other software that you dont want or the crap thats preinstalled sometimes when you buy a PC
OOH EHMM GHEE dell put so much crapware on my computah, why would anyone want AOL installed!
crapware by renlok July 1, 2009

crapware 

(1)malware
(2)useless software, not malicious in nature, shippped with OEM machines, or installed by computer users
The reason your PC is so slow is because of all the crapware you have running at startup
crapware by edstamos January 15, 2007

Crashware 

An application, program, or other piece of software that glitches and crashes every two seconds.

Usually Microsoft products.
Hakim: Dude, Internet Explorer has this cool new feature where if you--

Chris: Wait, you use Internet Explorer? That bloated piece of crashware is probably the shittiest web browser on the market!
Crashware by King Theo April 22, 2011

Crapperware 

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.
Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"
Crapperware by Mbleh October 22, 2007

crapware 

Memory-taking programs that you must install in order for something to work
I installed my HP printer...along with 2GB's of crapware like Customer Support.
crapware by Mason Mason February 1, 2009

crappard 

A way to describe someone being undescribably crap.
"yeah, stop being a crappard."
crappard by alexandrawrx April 24, 2009