crappies
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crappies by koolkidgamer69 July 30, 2021
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The Crappies
A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?
I think that girl gave me the crappies.
If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
I think that girl gave me the crappies.
If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011
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crappiest • Happy Crappies • The Crappies • Crappy • crippies • Crapplesauce • crappie • Crappie Flop • cappiest • crappis
Happy Crappies
Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.
Happy Crappies by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
Crapplesauce
Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010
Crappie Flop
When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Crappie Flop by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005
cappiest
The expression “Cappiest” is the superlative adjective degree of the noun “cap”.
It is basically the superior lie (The most cap)
It is basically the superior lie (The most cap)
cappiest by Cock connoisseur June 25, 2022
Crapplestory
person1:hey u play crapplestory yet?
person2:No man it stinks it came out of someones ass
person1:yeah but i love that crap
person2:nerd...
person2:No man it stinks it came out of someones ass
person1:yeah but i love that crap
person2:nerd...
Crapplestory by pseudonym112341 October 3, 2009
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murderhobo
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