Skip to main content

Definitions by blackstardust

asking for directions

Did you see that chick over there asking for directions?

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.
Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

Midwest Tumbleweed 

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.
What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.
Midwest Tumbleweed by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Marlon Rando 

A relatively unknown actor who is cast in a leading role, especially when their performance is exceptional.
I had concerns about casting an unknown in such an iconic role, but Marlon Rando really proved me wrong.
Marlon Rando by blackstardust March 31, 2020