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Definitions by blackstardust

asking for directions

Did you see that chick over there asking for directions?

fishing for crappie

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

Midwest Tumbleweed 

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.
What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.
Midwest Tumbleweed by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Marlon Rando 

A relatively unknown actor who is cast in a leading role, especially when their performance is exceptional.
I had concerns about casting an unknown in such an iconic role, but Marlon Rando really proved me wrong.
Marlon Rando by blackstardust March 31, 2020