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A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.
"That crypdick ain't worth your time"
by Joasia April 08, 2007
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