crypdick

A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.

"That crypdick ain't worth your time"

by Joasia April 15, 2007

Cryptick

1st real Spam King (¥ king) of newgrounds, also one of the mainheads of the SC

Cryptick is the spam king!

by _ December 13, 2004

Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010

Cripdick

(krip-dyk)

A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.

Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).

Look at that cripdick barking out orders, who does he think he is?

by chowping April 7, 2011

cropdick

The reattachment of one's foreskin

I just ate my cropdick.

by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

crapdick

A person who is acting like a big jerk.

"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"

by dulcetry August 18, 2015

cropdick

The reattachment of one's foreskin

i have a cropdick

by niggerman224 April 6, 2019