crapPod 

A term for an Apple iPod.

Look at all the iSheep with their crapPods.

crapPod by itsky January 7, 2008

Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Crappo Bappo 

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

Crappo Bappo by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

Crapped Ass 

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

Crapped Ass by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

Bohemian Crapsody 

When an individual attempts to sing Bohemian Rhapsody and sounds horrible, like something between a bat and a dying whale.

Dude, enough with the Bohemian Crapsody. You're killing my ears.

Bohemian Crapsody by Ewan.Mac.gov July 27, 2010

crapped up 

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.

"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"

crapped up by nukeworker March 28, 2005

crapped in my coffin 

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

crapped in my coffin by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005