crap up 

when u try to poo hard but at the last second your asshole closes so the poo bounces back up yourself.

my ass closed at the last second, making me crap up

crap up by Davey Lean February 4, 2009

crap me up

to make laugh, to amuze; similar to "crack me up"

Lol, you're so funny you crap me up!

crap me up by scrapplemcscrapple June 16, 2008

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.

Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap by General America December 19, 2010

Crap rolling uphill 

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

Crap rolling uphill by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016