crap up
when u try to poo hard but at the last second your asshole closes so the poo bounces back up yourself.
crap up by Davey Lean February 4, 2009
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crap me up
crap me up by scrapplemcscrapple June 16, 2008
pick-up-yo-crap-fairy
Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
pick-up-yo-crap-fairy by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap
A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Crap rolling uphill
Crap rolling uphill by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)