crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less January 13, 2009

craphammer

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

CRAPJAMMER

A MASCULINE HOMOSEXUAL...ONE WHO PACKS THE POOPER

"VIN DISEL IS ONE HUNKY CRAPJAMMER."

by DHTM June 12, 2009

cramrammer

a person who tries to fit objects into their vaginas that are humanly impossible to fit

katie was overcome with sexual tension. Her next move was to attempt to insert a rolling pin inside her twat for the ultimate cramrammer.

by riipfence February 7, 2017