cran-rammer 

A young man who thinks he is the best, although typically cran-rammers are somewhere in the mid- to fair okay region of the performance spectrum.

Did you see how proud Josh was of his mediocre sales presentario? He is a cran-rammer, for sure.

cran-rammer by lexicographa October 4, 2010

cramrammer 

a person who tries to fit objects into their vaginas that are humanly impossible to fit

katie was overcome with sexual tension. Her next move was to attempt to insert a rolling pin inside her twat for the ultimate cramrammer.

cramrammer by riipfence February 7, 2017