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crap basket 

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.
Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.
crap basket by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

Crap basket *oofties* 

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun
*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT

Crap basket 

An expression used to insult some nigga in the hood
“Bro, U R such a crap basket, such my dicc
Crap basket by MrJoelo_ November 19, 2019

sweet crap in a basket 

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".
You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

crapbasket 

adj. -- of poor or inferior quality.
Jason really did a crapbasket job on his thesis; he probably won't graduate.
crapbasket by Noah T. October 17, 2005