Crannied 

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

Crannied by CraigO November 13, 2012

crannied 

Crancked fell smashed

Bill was crannied by sam
Clewlow seen a man getting crannied by sam
Sam lvs doing this to people when he's angry

crannied by Mni C September 1, 2006

Cranied 

The art of walking into a room busting ass (farting) and walking off. This can only be done by a person with a pungeant odor.

Jim: What smells so bad?
Brian: I don't know but Steve just walked through and I think he cranied us.

Cranied by Billy bad ass October 10, 2012

English Cum Crannie 

An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin

I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie

English Cum Crannie by Twatbiscut July 1, 2016

Bustin Crannies

Eating and drinking so much that all of the nooks and crannies of your stomach are full.

Bro 1: Dude, I'm bustin crannies.

Bro 2: Did you suck too much dick?
Bro 1: Dude, what?! No! I went home for Thanksgiving and we had a turducken.

Bustin Crannies by Gruntmaster 10k June 30, 2011

Crannie 

An unknown dark space or corner. Somewhere no one wants to be.

Once upon a midnight crannie....

Crannie by Granny my crannie July 17, 2020