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English Cum Crannie 

An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin
I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie
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Ciannie is a beautiful, attractive, smart, loving, caring, well thoughtful person. She is sometimes teased for her looks but inside she knows she is the most beautiful girl in the world. All guys want her and all girls wanna be her. Lots of people are jealous of her and envy her amazing talents. She is thick and has a big butt. Which attracts all boys.
Should I talk to Ciannie.

Only if you wanna be rejected by such a beauty.
ciannie by Secret Admirer 😉 March 14, 2017
Oh how i love my channie!
channie by xplicit-kid February 10, 2003
Sam Scott
Cranie by cool girl Hayden July 11, 2012
When people named Nathaniel stick a crayon up their butt
Nathaniel: “Yo man I’m about to go pull a big craniel right now”
Craniel by Craniel June 19, 2019
A way of escaping from reality and going into a world of love, lust, and prosperity.
Quit daydreaming about channie.
channie by Miss Ngo February 10, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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