Crannied

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When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

Crannied by CraigO November 13, 2012

Words you can keep

crannied

Crancked fell smashed

Bill was crannied by sam
Clewlow seen a man getting crannied by sam
Sam lvs doing this to people when he's angry

crannied by Mni C September 1, 2006

Related Words

crannied • Cranied • Crannie • Bustin Crannies • English Cum Crannie

Cranied

The art of walking into a room busting ass (farting) and walking off. This can only be done by a person with a pungeant odor.

Jim: What smells so bad?
Brian: I don't know but Steve just walked through and I think he cranied us.

Cranied by Billy bad ass October 10, 2012

English Cum Crannie

An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin

I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie

English Cum Crannie by Twatbiscut July 1, 2016

Bustin Crannies

Eating and drinking so much that all of the nooks and crannies of your stomach are full.

Bro 1: Dude, I'm bustin crannies.

Bro 2: Did you suck too much dick?
Bro 1: Dude, what?! No! I went home for Thanksgiving and we had a turducken.

Bustin Crannies by Gruntmaster 10k June 30, 2011

Crannie

An unknown dark space or corner. Somewhere no one wants to be.

Once upon a midnight crannie....

Crannie by Granny my crannie July 17, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026