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crank monster 

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.
"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
crank monster by Horus November 10, 2005
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Crack-Monster 

Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.
The guy down the street is a crack-monster.

crack monster 

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
crack monster by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Serial killer crack monster 

A serial killer crack monster is somebody who films their self killing someone or there self and posted on the Internet
Yeah I heard he posted it on the Internet he must be a serial killer crack monster

crack monster 

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

Crack Monster 

Insatiable need to consume your passions. Someone who gets really into things, alot of things and is up all night doing these things and then adds more things to do.
I am a crack monster, I ride my bide all hours, play paintball, go rock climbing
Crack Monster by NYC_loki April 14, 2006

Crack-face Monster 

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
Crack-face Monster by psychobunny January 8, 2009