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crambosho 

An utterly, and supremely charming man. Usually that of awesome descent and typical perfection.
Man, that guy is so crambosho!
crambosho by crambosho December 4, 2009
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crumbshot 

The small collection of crumbs at the bottom of a bag of crackers or chips that is eaten all at once in a flurry of flavor by turning the bag completely upside-down unleashing an avalanche of overseasoned deliciousness into ones mouth.
Alistair: are there any Dorito's left?
Clancy: no, sorry we just finished them
Hans: you can have the crumbshot if you want it...
crumbshot by Freasy June 9, 2009

Crumbshot 

A picture of home made bread sliced in half.
"He took a great crumbshot."
"That's a great crumbshot picture."
Crumbshot by Scheidecker2 March 16, 2019

Alabama Crabshoot 

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

crumbshot 

v. : the act of dumping crumbs (chip, cracker, cake or otherwise) on to another person in a sexual manner.
Becky: What the fuck, why did you pour chips on me?

Steve: CRUMBSHOT!
crumbshot by walterblythe September 20, 2013

crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.
"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"
crabshooter by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

Crabophobe 

A person who is afraid of crabs sexually
Man, that guy at the beach was such a crabophobe!
Crabophobe by crabophobe February 25, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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