cralibrated

Getting fucked up.

Drinking lots of alcohol.

Hey Johnny wanna get cralibrated on Friday?

by Jdunzo April 13, 2022

calibrate

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

calibrated

Means to get high. Used mostly with the word 'get' in front of it.

'Let's get calibrated'
'I want to go get calibrated'
'I was so damn calibrated the other day...'

by yepyepthatsright May 25, 2009

calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.

I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

calibrate

to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption

dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level

by el enn June 25, 2008

calibrate

To change something.

I calibrated my controller....NERP!

by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003

Calibrated

Another way of describing someone who is buff, ripped or rather muscular.

Great when associated with guns

Mate, your guns are totally calibrated!

You want to come to the gym with me and get calibrated?

by TheWorldofAndo July 26, 2010