nerp

variation of "nope" which is slang for "no".

1: you goin to the movies tonight dude?
2: nerp.

by jaaaasmin September 7, 2007

Nerp

(adj.) A Nefarious Twerp, or a Nerp, is a loud-mouthed individual with an over-inflated opinion of him or herself, who forces uncomfortable small talk in lifts or tight spaces. Experts in saying absolutely nothing in a lot of words. Typically comes in the form of a recruitment consultant, estate agent or a sales executive.

"I ran into John again in the lift on Floor 2, the doors didn't close in time"

"What a Nerp!"

by obnoxiouswordssoundsmarter January 22, 2016

nerp

what doesn't it mean?

Allie : *taking notes in world history*
Justin : NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Allie: AHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Justin: nerp

by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010

Nerp

Verb .nerped The act of recklessly searching for absolutely nothing and everything onecan possibly think or sing about.

You feel like coming with me to nerp Through that neighborhood we seen earlier?

by Wtheckk April 29, 2020

nerp

the state of mind where there is no longer a state of mind

usually happens late at night while your drinking energy drinks that contain tons of caffeine...the best nerp drink is Mountain Dew...you can tell your nerping when you laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason...best nerp hour is usually 3am but you can nerp at anytime...usually you begin to nerp when you're really tired....you cant force yourself to nerp, it comes naturally...Silly in a manic sort of way, as in the frame of mind induced by too little sleep and too much caffeine

by nerpingguineapigpigpig September 20, 2010

NERP

N.E.R.P.

N.E.R.P.

Needy
Eager
Rapey
Pervy

'Oh Tom keeps groping Laura and Jade... What a NERP'

'Tom made that girl touch his penis. He's such a NERP!'

by 50sotGman October 3, 2012

nerp

to ejaculate

Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!

by Big D October 18, 2006