calibrated

Means to get high. Used mostly with the word 'get' in front of it.

'Let's get calibrated'
'I want to go get calibrated'
'I was so damn calibrated the other day...'

calibrated by yepyepthatsright May 25, 2009

Calibrated

Another way of describing someone who is buff, ripped or rather muscular.

Great when associated with guns

Mate, your guns are totally calibrated!

You want to come to the gym with me and get calibrated?

Calibrated by TheWorldofAndo July 26, 2010

Calibrated

When you are about to finger her genetil area, and are prepping to do so, searching for the right angle and spot.

Let me just get calibrated here.

Calibrated by TheCalibrator October 12, 2025

Calibrations 

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Calibrations by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

Calubated? 

"Calubated?" - Greek word (δΕεΖζΗηΘθ)- means when something is in the state of imrepairness and broken
Or when someone or something is beyond the state of repairing or broken

*You and your friends are playing Rocket league*
Yahiya - *THROWS*
Safwan - Your such a honkey-dory,

Mystick - "WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"
Yahiya - "Calubated?"

Calubated? by caramell0 January 19, 2021

calibrate 

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

calibrate by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

calibration

1. The proccess of data acquisition (obtained by comparison against standards) able to anticipate the behavior of someting.
2. The data so obtained.
3. The final report or documentation showing such data.
4. The stage in which someting is regarding the level of its calibration knoledge.

Adjustment is not calibration. When we adjust something we change its behavior (usually to move it closer to standards aiming a better performance); when we calibrate we just understand its behavior so that we can compensate or even adjust it.

calibration by Arturo Cortijo March 11, 2008