crag dangle 

(verb) : ejaculating into someone's ear, usually a female.

Mikey crag dangled Jennifer after a long night of old fashioned sex.

crag dangle by 1-800-Asian Dave August 19, 2007

Alabama Crag Dangle 

A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.

Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?

Alabama Crag Dangle by Smitty Mcgee January 27, 2004

Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.

During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler

Alabama Crag Dangler by MadMortagen October 29, 2008

Alabama Crabdangle 

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

Alabama Crabdangle by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

Alabama Crabdangle 

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".

Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.

Alabama Crabdangle by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008

Alabama Crapdangle 

1. A sex act in which the two parties partake in intercourse in a rickety, old, outhouse in an abandoned trailer park of Alabama while one party is mid-shit and the other party is distraught from the lack of toilet paper in the said outhouse.

2. A card game.

Man #1= Holy shit, I hope the girl i just had an Alabama Crapdangle with is legal!

Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.

Alabama Crapdangle by Ibid Goldstein January 14, 2010