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crackulations 

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."
crackulations by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Crackationship

When two people have sex with no feelings or situation attached.

Commonly associated with “friends with benefits” but less complicated and more successful.
Josh and Sofia hooked up and then dapped up after, they’re in a crackationship.
Crackationship by 9-inchtotheleft February 22, 2026

Crackationship

When two people have sex with no feelings or situation attached.

Commonly associated with “friends with benefits” but less complicated and more successful.
Josh and Sofia hooked up and then dapped up after, they’re in a crackationship.
Crackationship by 9-inchtotheleft February 22, 2026

clankusations

a portmanteau of clanker and accusations, this is an accusation of something or someone being AI or having used AI to create something, similar to "hackusations" in the gaming world.
No matter how hard he tried to rewrite what chatGPT had spit out; he just couldn't shake the clankusations from his peers.
clankusations by swKph December 23, 2025