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Accusations of being under the influence of crack.
Accusations coming from someone under the influence of crack.

Linda has been smoking crack again and called me yesterday and she was throwing crackusations around about people being against her and other weird shit

Crackusations by Yesnil April 4, 2021

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crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

crackulations by billebllunt December 11, 2013

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clankusations

a portmanteau of clanker and accusations, this is an accusation of something or someone being AI or having used AI to create something, similar to "hackusations" in the gaming world.

No matter how hard he tried to rewrite what chatGPT had spit out; he just couldn't shake the clankusations from his peers.

clankusations by swKph December 23, 2025

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Crackationship

When two people have sex with no feelings or situation attached.

Commonly associated with “friends with benefits” but less complicated and more successful.

Josh and Sofia hooked up and then dapped up after, they’re in a crackationship.

Crackationship by 9-inchtotheleft February 22, 2026

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Crackationship

When two people have sex with no feelings or situation attached.

Commonly associated with “friends with benefits” but less complicated and more successful.

Josh and Sofia hooked up and then dapped up after, they’re in a crackationship.

Crackationship by 9-inchtotheleft February 22, 2026

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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