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Crackasaurus 

An old white man who is incredibly racist.
Dude, old man Jenkins is a total crackasaurus!
Crackasaurus by Inspektahdeck October 18, 2014

crackasaurus 

slang for crack addict with extreme habit. someone who has an unquenchable appetite for crack cocaine.
the crackasaurus smoked 10 eightballs of crack in under 30 minutes.

Crackasaurus 

Another term for crackhead however way funnier.
I saw her yesterday lighting a bubble in front of the corner store. What a crackasaurus
Crackasaurus by Donzateks October 14, 2021

Arkansas Crackasaurus 

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.
Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.
Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.
crankasaurus by beer head September 11, 2009

crapasaurus 

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.