crackulus

a subdivision of calculus which consists entirely of exquisitely complicated and convoluted integrals, typically given to undergraduates in order to ensure a proper bell-curve of grades in a class

I'd love to play ultimate frisbee with you guys, but I'm only 14 pages into my crackulus homework!

by Martian Chemist November 7, 2010

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

cockulus rift

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

crackelass

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

Cockulus

having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.

"I'm off to study Cockulus with Ben. I'll be back in....ten minutes."

by A/N December 22, 2007

crackula

Someone who feasts on crack cocaine, or meth anphetamines, causing them to stay up all night and then sleeping all day.

He/She stayed up smoking all last night and slept all day long, never seeing the day of light like he/she was Crackula.

by The Snack January 31, 2005

Crackimus

Butt Crack - As said by the YouTube hit, Glozell.

Pull up yo pants! Yo crackimus is showin!

by Gloglo4465 July 22, 2010