Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackeress by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Crackeress 

A white woman or girl.

I was watching a documentary that used the word, "negress". My sister remarked, If a black woman or girl is "Negress ", what is a white woman or girl? I responded with "Crackeress". Makes sense to me.

The crackeress was shocked by the negress calling her a crackeress.

Crackeress by Mochagirl February 5, 2023

Crackeress 

"Karen, Karen, Karen....."
"A crackeress will lie in a minute on a person with brown skin."
They are recognized as being, "Karen" on social media.

There are so many crackeress in the world today.

The crackeress always lie to get attention because she feels entitled to the world.

Crackeress by Mochagirl February 5, 2023

bag crackers

Crackers that you pack in your bag so that you have something to eat whilst unpacking your luggage.

Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.

Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.

bag crackers by Almuemadan December 12, 2016

cheese and crackers 

A religiously neutral way to say "Jesus Christ".

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

cheese and crackers by Furry4Life June 26, 2016

cheese sliding off the crackers 

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

cheese sliding off the crackers by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020