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Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."
by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011
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Crackeress

I was watching a documentary that used the word, "negress". My sister remarked, If a black woman or girl is "Negress ", what is a white woman or girl? I responded with "Crackeress". Makes sense to me.

The crackeress was shocked by the negress calling her a crackeress.
by Mochagirl February 5, 2023
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Crackeress

"Karen, Karen, Karen....."
"A crackeress will lie in a minute on a person with brown skin."
They are recognized as being, "Karen" on social media.
There are so many crackeress in the world today.

The crackeress always lie to get attention because she feels entitled to the world.
by Mochagirl February 5, 2023
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bag crackers

Crackers that you pack in your bag so that you have something to eat whilst unpacking your luggage.
Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.

Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
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cheese and crackers

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.
by Furry4Life June 26, 2016
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cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.
Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.
by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020
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Bitch Eating Crackers

Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.

Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.

Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
by fluffyacat March 26, 2016
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