crackling ass 

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

crackling ass by DaMorgans February 25, 2020

Cracking Ass 

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

Cracking Ass by joefromsc March 12, 2009

Cracking Ass 

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

Cracking Ass by chewey April 18, 2006

Cracking Ass 

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

Cracking Ass by yetti March 21, 2003

Crawling ass 

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency

Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.

Crawling ass by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023

Cranking Ass 

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

Cranking Ass by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

Ass-Cracking 

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

Ass-Cracking by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012